oh wow, great ep. so much stuff going on where to start. first of all, Janine and Ryan are back! On a motorbike too which they won off someone in a poker game while on holiday (sounds like a mad one), they haven't got any money though and have been sacked from the bookies. nightmare. So they head to Pat's to scam some food (pat now lives in the vic, incase you didn't know. bit weird but let's go with it). Phil is BLIND DRUNK and SMOKING CRACK back at his with Rainy. Absolute fucking insanity. It's incredible. He keeps banging on about his kids and how great he is then gets all aggro then demands another rock. Heather is gutted because her and George are gonna get evicted at the end of the day, nightmare. Her and Shirl go to the citizens advice bureau but they ain't gonna do shit. So Shirls all like, we'll squat. Rad. Denise's sister, not content with stealing Chelsea's bed, rolls on into her job at the salon & Roxy obviously gives her a job because she's a twat. Tiffany is at the vic and is all like "OMG Auntie Janine have you got married!?" cos she's got on an engagement ring, but we find out it was just a plot so they'd get an upgrade on holiday by pretending it was their honeymoon. So Peggy's all like 'mate he'd never marry you you gross bitch' and brings up all that stuff about how she's killed loads of people and all that. So then Janine's like mate whatever. MEANWHILE, Phil & Rainy are really into crack and get all freaky and disgusting and bone right there on the floor. Grim stuff. And then Shirl lets herself in and Phils all horrible and drunk and pink and says "She saved my life, I had to repay her somehow" BLEEEAAARRRRGH. So then to top it all off Janine goes down to the pub and is all like Ryan, will you marry me?????
Stay tuned for his response. xxx