EPISODE LOADS

this is a tripple wammy cos i forgot to update this tuesday. can't really remember what happened but nothing crazy, Ryan proposed to Janine properly and she said yes. Some old guy wants to buy the Vic.

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New one starts with Tiff making a great joke saying Whits text to Billie makes her sound desperate. It totally does. There's more hints that Bianca is having an affair with the army man that her and Carol went to see and Peggy organises a barbecue in the square to show she is top landlady number one and shouldn't lose the vic to some jerk. Billie comes back in his combats and him and Whit go for a romantic drink at the allotments. But uhoh, he's all 'i've changed' 'we're different people' and they break up. Whit's all "I know you love me, I've got texts that say it!". haha. Then at the barbecue Carols all "BIANCA'S HAVING AN AFFAIR!!" to everyone, oh no! What will happen?!!?

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Not a lot. She isn't. The "bobby" she's been talking to is a code name for Ricky to add a bit of spice to their mindnumbing relationship. Oh dear. Most people have a great laugh at this apart from Caz and Bianc, obvs. Phil meanwhile has lost his last 'crack rock'. Oh dear. Abbie is all into this book called the Cosmic Catalogue where you ask the universe for stuff and you get it. She obviously didn't ask for Darren to bone her then, or to not be a twat, har har. But anyway, somehow Pat gets the book for Peggy, who's moaning about the pub again, and gets her to write down how she wants to own the pub again and tell the universe thats what she wants. Billie's all like "theres someone else, a lady soldier" and Whit chucks all their photos on the bbq and contaminates the beef much to Ryan's chagrin. Phil goes to get money out for crack but is all on crack so forgets his pin and loses his card, he goes to the caff with Minty but is on crack and hasn't washed for days and stinks out the place so Bianca says customers have complained and he needs to leave. Ouch. So Minty takes him to the vic to see Peggy, only she's on the phone to Grant banging on about how great he is and what a good dad he is and how Phil isn't worth a bag of shit and all this, NICE ONE PEGGY PHILS RIGHT BEHIND YOU ON CRACK. So Phil is gutted, and goes home to try and find his crack. Ryan meanwhile, punches Billie. Yeaaaaahhhhhh. Then Phil finds the crack, Carol and Bianca have a heart to heart and love each other, and Roxy decides to give the vic over to Peggy properly. Then Rainy is all "but when we've done this we won't have any crack, we need some money for crack" so Phil looks out the window over at the vic and says "I know somewhere we can get enough money we never have to come down........." WOAH, WILL PHIL ROB THE QUEEN VICTORIA, HIS FORMER RESIDENCE AND MOTHERS HOME AND BUSINESS TO PURCHASE SOME MORE CRACK!? stay tuned.