Becca has convinced Stacey to stop taking her medication, but thats probably for the best innit, full or mercury and flouride designed to keep her on a particular frequency level. FINALLY Stacey Slater can ascend to one world consciousness. I'll keep you updated. Ricky goes to the hospital to see Sam and Mintys there. Becca is being a fucking massive bitch, saying Jean has messed up the stall and that while Stace was having the baby. Ricky and Bianca have sex in a caravan. Becca then has an argument with Jean and tells her that it was her that called the police on Bradley! She's gone mental! Ohhh Nooooo. So Jeans all like "im gonna tell" then Becca blackmails her not to. ooooo.
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Lucy's moved to Devon or somewhere like that. I dunno. With an Aunt or something. ??? Phils gone missing cos he loves crack. Jane's opening a bank account so she can rip off Ian. Then he see's Denise who tries to warn him about Jane and Ian's all like "LOL LIKE IM GONNA TAKE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM YOU, YOUR HUSBAND LOCKED YOU IN THE BASEMENT LOL" and Jordan calls him a prat which is great. Denise and Jordan have a very emotional and touching moment when she's trying to make him feel good and he's like "i'm not going anywhere" and we realise that it's not just her being there for him through this tough time, she is relying on Jordan too. Carol goes out with Lewis the army recruitment guy again and they end up fucking at Bianca's WHILE TIFF, MORGAN, LIAM AND PAT ARE ALL DOWNSTAIRS. grossssssss. Jane's gonna adopt Bobbie so we think everythings fine then she goes to Denise "yeah so i can still get access when i fuck Ian over" oh dear!
That was tuesdays so no real cliffhanger. I'll watch the other 2 later mate.
Sunday, 5 September 2010
Saturday, 4 September 2010
LAST WEEK
ok so found notes for one episode.
JANE KNOWS ABOUT THE ABORTION. from what i can work out from the ones i missed, it was zsa zsa (how do you spell that?) who told her. oh dear. lucy cheated on her GCSE's so her and peter are 'under investigation'. so jane and ian and them are all being weird, then lucy admits it and tells the headteacher and peter's investigation is dropped and she has to re-take the whole year. guttteeerrrrssss. shoulda boned wheelchair man eh? yeah right.
Syed/Said (how do you spell that?) has now started wearing Christian-esque tight shirts. I find this distressing. Like he's come out so he has to adopt all the cliches. Nice to see them back in it though, Tambo makes a video and Said tells his sister whos away whats happened then deletes the video. It's tragic.
Heather and Minty eat chips together. This appears to be the extent of their relationship.
Bradleys ashes are returned so Max plans to go somewhere they went on holiday once to scatter them into the sea. Beccas all weird and doesn't give her the message, then when they're about to leave she's all freaky and freaks out Stace and she goes 'we can't, i can't let him go' or summat like that. Max is a great actor and gets very emotional in the kitchen. Then he's a great guy and says Stacey can look after the ashes til she's ready. WHAT A TOP BLOKE.
So Jane's properly going mental at Ian under her breath, and she's chatting to Denise and says "I'm not gonna leave, I'm gonna ruin Ian's life"
FINALLY! OHHHHH YEAHHHHH. Next week Peggy leaves and the Vic burns down. I'll keep you posted.
JANE KNOWS ABOUT THE ABORTION. from what i can work out from the ones i missed, it was zsa zsa (how do you spell that?) who told her. oh dear. lucy cheated on her GCSE's so her and peter are 'under investigation'. so jane and ian and them are all being weird, then lucy admits it and tells the headteacher and peter's investigation is dropped and she has to re-take the whole year. guttteeerrrrssss. shoulda boned wheelchair man eh? yeah right.
Syed/Said (how do you spell that?) has now started wearing Christian-esque tight shirts. I find this distressing. Like he's come out so he has to adopt all the cliches. Nice to see them back in it though, Tambo makes a video and Said tells his sister whos away whats happened then deletes the video. It's tragic.
Heather and Minty eat chips together. This appears to be the extent of their relationship.
Bradleys ashes are returned so Max plans to go somewhere they went on holiday once to scatter them into the sea. Beccas all weird and doesn't give her the message, then when they're about to leave she's all freaky and freaks out Stace and she goes 'we can't, i can't let him go' or summat like that. Max is a great actor and gets very emotional in the kitchen. Then he's a great guy and says Stacey can look after the ashes til she's ready. WHAT A TOP BLOKE.
So Jane's properly going mental at Ian under her breath, and she's chatting to Denise and says "I'm not gonna leave, I'm gonna ruin Ian's life"
FINALLY! OHHHHH YEAHHHHH. Next week Peggy leaves and the Vic burns down. I'll keep you posted.
EPISODE WHOOPS
hi sam. im gonna level with you, i've fallen off eastenders big and am out of the loop. i watched the omibus and made extensive notes but now all my stuff is in boxes and i dont know where it is :( but the gist of last weeks was, if I can remember:
-max's lady is now living with them.
-heather and george are getting kicked out of their house.
-glenda knew ronnie was getting abused by archie.
-the club re-opened
-shirl decided to go off to help phil who was trying to rob the arches for crack money instead of looking after heathers house so they got evicted and heather was well narky with shirl.
-peggy got all 'oh all my kids hate me' so went to see sam in prison who was all like 'i hate you' then got up revealing she's pregs!
-then later minty went to see sam and was all like 'ill support you with the baby, will you marry me?' and she says yes. don't get too excited though....
....cos then the next fucking day she's all like "i woulda said anything so you'd leave the room" despite the fact that he WAS LEAVING THE ROOM when she said it. like when amira caught syed and zanab arguing and was all like 'what are you arguing about?' and then in the next episode they were like 'oh nothing' and she was like 'oh cool'. f you eastenders. so mintys all upset about that and heathers staying with him so they get drunk and have a wild night of pleasure (or giggle in bed alot according to shirl), so then hevs like 'that only happened cos you were upset with sam' and then mintys like 'no its you i want' AWWWW.
oh and darren had a circumcision for jodie but then cos she found out about max and her mum don't even want to see him! killer! abbie still fancies darren too. not sure what else has happened. ill keep you posted
-max's lady is now living with them.
-heather and george are getting kicked out of their house.
-glenda knew ronnie was getting abused by archie.
-the club re-opened
-shirl decided to go off to help phil who was trying to rob the arches for crack money instead of looking after heathers house so they got evicted and heather was well narky with shirl.
-peggy got all 'oh all my kids hate me' so went to see sam in prison who was all like 'i hate you' then got up revealing she's pregs!
-then later minty went to see sam and was all like 'ill support you with the baby, will you marry me?' and she says yes. don't get too excited though....
....cos then the next fucking day she's all like "i woulda said anything so you'd leave the room" despite the fact that he WAS LEAVING THE ROOM when she said it. like when amira caught syed and zanab arguing and was all like 'what are you arguing about?' and then in the next episode they were like 'oh nothing' and she was like 'oh cool'. f you eastenders. so mintys all upset about that and heathers staying with him so they get drunk and have a wild night of pleasure (or giggle in bed alot according to shirl), so then hevs like 'that only happened cos you were upset with sam' and then mintys like 'no its you i want' AWWWW.
oh and darren had a circumcision for jodie but then cos she found out about max and her mum don't even want to see him! killer! abbie still fancies darren too. not sure what else has happened. ill keep you posted
Thursday, 19 August 2010
Friday, 13 August 2010
EPISODE LOADS
this is a tripple wammy cos i forgot to update this tuesday. can't really remember what happened but nothing crazy, Ryan proposed to Janine properly and she said yes. Some old guy wants to buy the Vic.
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New one starts with Tiff making a great joke saying Whits text to Billie makes her sound desperate. It totally does. There's more hints that Bianca is having an affair with the army man that her and Carol went to see and Peggy organises a barbecue in the square to show she is top landlady number one and shouldn't lose the vic to some jerk. Billie comes back in his combats and him and Whit go for a romantic drink at the allotments. But uhoh, he's all 'i've changed' 'we're different people' and they break up. Whit's all "I know you love me, I've got texts that say it!". haha. Then at the barbecue Carols all "BIANCA'S HAVING AN AFFAIR!!" to everyone, oh no! What will happen?!!?
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Not a lot. She isn't. The "bobby" she's been talking to is a code name for Ricky to add a bit of spice to their mindnumbing relationship. Oh dear. Most people have a great laugh at this apart from Caz and Bianc, obvs. Phil meanwhile has lost his last 'crack rock'. Oh dear. Abbie is all into this book called the Cosmic Catalogue where you ask the universe for stuff and you get it. She obviously didn't ask for Darren to bone her then, or to not be a twat, har har. But anyway, somehow Pat gets the book for Peggy, who's moaning about the pub again, and gets her to write down how she wants to own the pub again and tell the universe thats what she wants. Billie's all like "theres someone else, a lady soldier" and Whit chucks all their photos on the bbq and contaminates the beef much to Ryan's chagrin. Phil goes to get money out for crack but is all on crack so forgets his pin and loses his card, he goes to the caff with Minty but is on crack and hasn't washed for days and stinks out the place so Bianca says customers have complained and he needs to leave. Ouch. So Minty takes him to the vic to see Peggy, only she's on the phone to Grant banging on about how great he is and what a good dad he is and how Phil isn't worth a bag of shit and all this, NICE ONE PEGGY PHILS RIGHT BEHIND YOU ON CRACK. So Phil is gutted, and goes home to try and find his crack. Ryan meanwhile, punches Billie. Yeaaaaahhhhhh. Then Phil finds the crack, Carol and Bianca have a heart to heart and love each other, and Roxy decides to give the vic over to Peggy properly. Then Rainy is all "but when we've done this we won't have any crack, we need some money for crack" so Phil looks out the window over at the vic and says "I know somewhere we can get enough money we never have to come down........." WOAH, WILL PHIL ROB THE QUEEN VICTORIA, HIS FORMER RESIDENCE AND MOTHERS HOME AND BUSINESS TO PURCHASE SOME MORE CRACK!? stay tuned.
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New one starts with Tiff making a great joke saying Whits text to Billie makes her sound desperate. It totally does. There's more hints that Bianca is having an affair with the army man that her and Carol went to see and Peggy organises a barbecue in the square to show she is top landlady number one and shouldn't lose the vic to some jerk. Billie comes back in his combats and him and Whit go for a romantic drink at the allotments. But uhoh, he's all 'i've changed' 'we're different people' and they break up. Whit's all "I know you love me, I've got texts that say it!". haha. Then at the barbecue Carols all "BIANCA'S HAVING AN AFFAIR!!" to everyone, oh no! What will happen?!!?
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Not a lot. She isn't. The "bobby" she's been talking to is a code name for Ricky to add a bit of spice to their mindnumbing relationship. Oh dear. Most people have a great laugh at this apart from Caz and Bianc, obvs. Phil meanwhile has lost his last 'crack rock'. Oh dear. Abbie is all into this book called the Cosmic Catalogue where you ask the universe for stuff and you get it. She obviously didn't ask for Darren to bone her then, or to not be a twat, har har. But anyway, somehow Pat gets the book for Peggy, who's moaning about the pub again, and gets her to write down how she wants to own the pub again and tell the universe thats what she wants. Billie's all like "theres someone else, a lady soldier" and Whit chucks all their photos on the bbq and contaminates the beef much to Ryan's chagrin. Phil goes to get money out for crack but is all on crack so forgets his pin and loses his card, he goes to the caff with Minty but is on crack and hasn't washed for days and stinks out the place so Bianca says customers have complained and he needs to leave. Ouch. So Minty takes him to the vic to see Peggy, only she's on the phone to Grant banging on about how great he is and what a good dad he is and how Phil isn't worth a bag of shit and all this, NICE ONE PEGGY PHILS RIGHT BEHIND YOU ON CRACK. So Phil is gutted, and goes home to try and find his crack. Ryan meanwhile, punches Billie. Yeaaaaahhhhhh. Then Phil finds the crack, Carol and Bianca have a heart to heart and love each other, and Roxy decides to give the vic over to Peggy properly. Then Rainy is all "but when we've done this we won't have any crack, we need some money for crack" so Phil looks out the window over at the vic and says "I know somewhere we can get enough money we never have to come down........." WOAH, WILL PHIL ROB THE QUEEN VICTORIA, HIS FORMER RESIDENCE AND MOTHERS HOME AND BUSINESS TO PURCHASE SOME MORE CRACK!? stay tuned.
Monday, 9 August 2010
EPISODE THREE
oh wow, great ep. so much stuff going on where to start. first of all, Janine and Ryan are back! On a motorbike too which they won off someone in a poker game while on holiday (sounds like a mad one), they haven't got any money though and have been sacked from the bookies. nightmare. So they head to Pat's to scam some food (pat now lives in the vic, incase you didn't know. bit weird but let's go with it). Phil is BLIND DRUNK and SMOKING CRACK back at his with Rainy. Absolute fucking insanity. It's incredible. He keeps banging on about his kids and how great he is then gets all aggro then demands another rock. Heather is gutted because her and George are gonna get evicted at the end of the day, nightmare. Her and Shirl go to the citizens advice bureau but they ain't gonna do shit. So Shirls all like, we'll squat. Rad. Denise's sister, not content with stealing Chelsea's bed, rolls on into her job at the salon & Roxy obviously gives her a job because she's a twat. Tiffany is at the vic and is all like "OMG Auntie Janine have you got married!?" cos she's got on an engagement ring, but we find out it was just a plot so they'd get an upgrade on holiday by pretending it was their honeymoon. So Peggy's all like 'mate he'd never marry you you gross bitch' and brings up all that stuff about how she's killed loads of people and all that. So then Janine's like mate whatever. MEANWHILE, Phil & Rainy are really into crack and get all freaky and disgusting and bone right there on the floor. Grim stuff. And then Shirl lets herself in and Phils all horrible and drunk and pink and says "She saved my life, I had to repay her somehow" BLEEEAAARRRRGH. So then to top it all off Janine goes down to the pub and is all like Ryan, will you marry me?????
Stay tuned for his response. xxx
Stay tuned for his response. xxx
EPISODE TWO
Ok so Phil isn't very pleased about the whole Louise/Lisa scenario but chills out abit and then when the social worker comes round is really nice and relaxed, then steals his bag to find Lisa's address and drives off in a rage. "Rainy", tanya's sister, scores some crack in the square. Denise & Patrick decide to go to the funeral of the woman who Lucas killed as if she was Denise and Patrick gives her a great bit of advice "She may have died for you, but now you have to live for her". Phil gets to Lisa's and smashes the door in but they've gone! Noooooooo. Police find Phil with his head in his hands on a lone matress in an empty room, so gutted Phil. This however causes him to GET BACK ON THE DRINK! I.e-hilarious Phil. Abbie meanwhile puts on Rainy's coat and lo and behold finds da crack, so then there's a weird sequence where Phil gets chucked out of the pub and she gets chucked out of Max's with some weird music. Then Max chucks Carol out too because let's be honest, she's a moany twat. So she goes to stay with Bianca (who ain't happy about it lol). Denise's LOL sister comes back and also ain't got nowhere to live so is gonna move in with Patrick & Denise, might aswell they've got 2 spare bedrooms now right. Then Rainy is in the square searching for her crack and Phil turns up dangling it around being like "I want in on this shiiiittttt" PHIL ON CRACK OMG. Stay tuned....
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